Can we unanimously agree that telling jokes is not for everyone.
I for instance know my lane and I stick to it
However, for those that feel the need to overshare jokes that were funny 10 years ago
Or think everyone else has not yet discovered the internet,here are a few pointers of how not to
- Never ever start the statement with ” I have a joke……”
No no no….
If you had a joke you wouldn’t feel the need to call it out……
What is that they say about coins in the pocket making noise anyway?
- Here is the most likely scenario of how it’ll be
A: “I have a joke…….”
A: “Shares the joke……”.
A: “That’s the joke”
You’ll most definitely have to announce its end.
B ‘The audience’ shifts eyes side to side for a collective laughter because they all go to church and the pastor mentioned something about a hot hell and gnashing of teeth in the after life for sinful way,and hurting people’s feelings (even for those that deserve it), by not laughing at their jokes is a sinful way, we collectively pray……..”Lead us not into temptations”
But then you realize they said…..
“I am a joke”
As you were